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    Freezer Tetris: post your most cursed box layout

    My −80 has reached the stage where opening the door is a trust exercise. Three boxes deep, a genuine landslide risk, and a diagram taped to the lid that even I can no longer read.

    Show me your freezer crimes. Make me feel organised by comparison.

    Fiona's −80 being a literal landslide risk while she lectures the rest of us about stability is the funniest thing in this entire category. My −20 is a tidy little shoebox, thank you.

    Mine has a data logger AND a diagram AND a second diagram explaining the first diagram. I have built a small bureaucracy inside a freezer and I am its only citizen.

    A box of beautifully lyophilised cakes, organised to perfection, sitting behind two boxes of pure chaos I refuse to acknowledge. We all have a shame shelf.

    In my day the freezer had one box and you knew where everything was because there was nothing in it. Progress is just more boxes in which to lose things.

    Posting mine triggered a small avalanche during the photo. The avalanche IS the post. Send help, and gel packs, in that order.

    Showed mine to a colleague who asked if it was a modern art installation. It was a war crime. They are, sometimes, the same thing.

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